Without Good there is no Evil.

Without God there is no Satan.

Without PC there is no Mac. 

Every great empire is made greater by the threatening presence of a powerful rival.

Thus arrives the threateningly family friendly organization NARC.

Are you against reckless comedy?  Are you a member of a 'hood? Join NARC! It only costs you one hundred American dollars! What do you get for this 100 dollar donation? Well you get a NARC shirt (pictured above) you will get your name on the list of Donating Devils on the NARC page. You may be asking "were is my money is going?" Your money will go to funding future endeavours in an attempt to end unfunniness state wide!!

Don't want to (cant afford to) donate $100?  

Donate 50 and be a Stingy Succubus!

Donate 25 and be a  Hard-fisted Fiend!

Donate 10 and be a Cheap-ass Imp!

Want to donate more? Give us an Email and you can create your own designation! 

Peace. Truth. Comedy. 

When our collective cars break down and we spend some quality time in the sea of humanity that flows and gambols we as humans have the opportunity to reach out of out Internet cubes and explore the wonders of the commercial Juggernaut we know as a "mall", we can learn a little about ourselves and the others who we share this world with.

Never fear the unknown. A magical world of neon and vending machines exisits when you leave the waiting room of life. Sometimes life cannot wait. These are a few observations that you yourself can make if only you have the fortitude to to leave the waiting room.

Verizon Wireless rules the mall world. People who shop the monuments of commercialism know the need to upgrade the communication devices they carry. Because of this every 3rd store is a VZW (apparently while having a different name, this is still a Verizon store) and scattered randomly are Kiosks that you can visit if the other 14 stores you can see are simply to far away to visit when the need arises. Want to play a fun game? Buy a top of the line phone, Like the Voyager, Glide, or whatever came out in the hour that we have never heard of. THEN go to a Phone seller hungry mall. Show mild interest in phones to wet the appetite of the vultures with name tags then when they ask what your current phone is, whip out your top line model and watch their attention on you dissolve like so many real estate values. 

Malls are the labyrinths of our time, and Hot Topic, Hollister, Forever 21, ect. are the fearsome Minotaurs that devour virgins and enslave men. It may appear to the unlearned eye that you are journeying in a straight line. However the inane intelligence of the beast compels you to walk in circles and unendingly arrive at the aforementioned Minotaurs time and time again. 

The Food Court is possibly the most confusing entity in the known universe. Einstein would have issues explaining the complexities of food layouts, dessert locations, and table selection. The mere scents combining cause distress to the level of breakdown to discover where the scent you wish to experience is emanating from. Confusion. Utter confusion.

I know the writing is very very pretentious. Well up yours, I have been reading a lot lately. 

Peace. Truth. Comedy.